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Reddit drama, retold with sarcasm and a shot of espresso.

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Football, Funerals, and Fateful Decisions

William ThomasAugust 8, 202550 Leave a comment

Ah, the great American pastime: prioritizing football over your partner’s milestone birthday. Truly, a tale as old as time—likely told by some ancient Greek philosopher who also happened to be a die-hard football fan. Spoiler alert: he’s still single.…

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A Family Drama Set in a Slightly Overpriced IKEA Parking Lot

William ThomasJuly 26, 202588 Leave a comment
Family arguing in an IKEA parking lot, symbolizing family drama.

Ah, the classic tale of familial love where manipulation and emotional warfare take center stage, all set against the backdrop of a slighty overpriced IKEA parking lot. Who knew that navigating adulthood could come with an all-access pass to…

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The Art of Over-Birthdaying Your Partner

William ThomasJuly 4, 202576 Leave a comment
A humorous illustration of an extravagant birthday party celebration.

Ah, love is in the air and so is the ominous cloud of birthday-induced exhaustion. Let’s dive into this fairy tale set in the glamorous realm of Upper West Side, Urban Jungle—a place where dreams are made and birthday…

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Family Dinners and Dimwitted Comments

William ThomasJune 28, 202580 Leave a comment
Young entrepreneur at family dinner, dealing with criticism from an older relative

Welcome to another episode of “You Can’t Make This Shit Up,” where the oxygen-sucking hot takes of Uncle Snide are truly competing for a Nobel Prize in Ignorance. Gather ‘round, folks; pour yourself a glass of whatever you’re pretending…

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Welcome to the 18th Birthday Pressure Cooker

William ThomasJune 27, 202569 Leave a comment
Young woman under pressure from cultural expectations and parental demands about her wedding plans.

AITA for telling my friend her parents shouldn’t dictate her wedding plans? Picture this: a quaint, overly perfumed suburb of Somewhereville, India, where the flowers bloom as brightly as the expectations placed on young women. Oh yes, this is…

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When Swim Trunks Become a Family Issue

William ThomasJune 26, 2025103 Leave a comment
Husband wearing revealing swim trunks causing family dispute

When Swim Trunks Become a Family Issue Ah, nothing says “family bonding” quite like a good old-fashioned argument over how visible your husband’s penis is. Welcome to Crazy Town, population: you and your bumpy dilemma. Now, before we dive…

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Dating App Diaries from the Suburbs of Desperation

William ThomasJune 25, 202573 Leave a comment
Woman expressing frustration while using dating apps.

AITA for Telling My Friend She’s in the Same League as the Men She Calls Ugly? Let’s set the scene: My friend, let’s call her “Miss Self-Proclaimed-Boyfriend-Material,” has recently dipped her toes into the murky waters of online dating.…

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The Bedtime Boundary Wars of 2023

William ThomasJune 25, 202573 Leave a comment
A stressed couple discussing bedtime boundaries for their baby

“WIBTAH for Telling My Husband His ‘Sleep Boundaries’ Shifted When We Became Parents?” Welcome to the most riveting saga of our times: “The Bedtime Boundary Wars.” Grab your popcorn because this is a blockbuster in the making. Who needs…

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