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The Self-Checkout Got One Item. Police Got the License Plate.

A reported shoplifting at a New Jersey Wawa included a stop at self-checkout. The transaction was unusually selective.

Read the Spill → November 3, 2026 · 1 min
The Self-Checkout Got One Item. Police Got the License Plate.
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