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Police Took a Report on a Spilled Coffee Debate - Yes, Really

In Bedford, Ohio, a 2024 argument over who should clean up a spilled coffee made it to the police blotter. The lesson? Some disputes are guaranteed to brew trouble.

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Police Took a Report on a Spilled Coffee Debate - Yes, Really
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