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Midnight marauder, the raccoon executes his nightly dive…

May 8, 2025 1 min read

Read responsibly. Side effects may include head-shaking, laughter, and an irrational urge to comment.

Midnight marauder, the raccoon executes his nightly dive with the finesse of a seasoned gymnast. Not a stray wrapper in his wake, he’s the neighbor you wish you had—silent, clean, and only there for the leftovers. In the glow of the streetlamp, his eyes glint with secrets and stolen treats. Even in scavenging, there’s an art.

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Bill's Take If this made you mad, good — you’re alive.

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