Seven Articles of Stupid
A Democratic stunt so pointlessly bold, it makes cosplay look productive.
Okay, let’s bite down on a steaming plate of political nonsense. Ready? A sitting Democrat just filed seven — yes, seven — articles of impeachment against Trump. In 2025. Let that sink in.
Representative Shri Thanedar apparently woke up, stared into the mirror, and thought, “You know what this country needs? A completely pointless political stunt.” So he lit the fuse and forced a House vote no one asked for, needed, or remotely supported — including his own party, who basically told him to sit the hell down. Three Democrats yanked their co-sponsorships faster than if they’d accidentally signed a prenup with a Waffle House bouncer.
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Why now? What’s the plan here — hope voters confuse chaos with courage? This isn’t 4D chess. Hell, it’s not even Connect Four. It’s someone flipping a Monopoly board because they never learned the rules.
And somehow, this circus act hijacked the headlines. As if there weren’t actual issues to deal with — like maybe, I don’t know, running the country. But sure, let’s waste time and taxpayer money on a political ego trip dressed up as moral high ground. Genius.
If this is the left’s idea of strategy, we’re toast. Stop pretending you’re saving democracy when you’re just staging a bad improv show on the House floor. This isn’t resistance. It’s cosplay with microphones — and we’re all stuck paying for the costume budget.
Let’s talk about the party here — the Democrats. The same crew that swears they’re the rational grown-ups in the room, now lighting their own credibility on fire just to trend for five minutes. They’re not tackling crime, inflation, education, or literally anything useful — no, they’re too busy filing old grudges as formal charges, like it’s some twisted fan fiction sequel to 2020.
You’d think, with everything going on, they’d try acting like leaders. But no — we get middle-school group project energy with a side of delusion. This isn’t courage. It’s desperation wearing a tie.
And the people cheering this on? God help us. If you genuinely think this was a bold move, you’re not politically engaged — you’re just addicted to outrage. You don’t want solutions. You want a show.
Let’s not forget the media, either — spoon-feeding this circus to the masses like it’s noble rebellion instead of political masturbation. Glorifying the dumbest move of the year because, hey, clicks over clarity, right?
So here we are: a party sabotaging itself, a public cheering for it, and a media machine making sure nobody ever wakes up. The American brain trust, ladies and gentlemen.
But sure, keep applauding. Stupidity’s trending — and everyone wants a piece of the spotlight.
Source of this madness:
👉 MSN – Democratic Rep. forces Trump impeachment vote, gets emphatic response from his own party
Written By:
William Thomas
This isn’t rage—it’s truth with the volume turned up.
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