Yesterday, I’m minding my own business when bam — HR hits me up with a curveball.
They want to chat about one of our “dedicated” employees. Seems this guy clocked out at 9:30 PM. Only problem? His shift ends at 3:00 PM.

Now here’s where it turns into premium cable. See, we’ve got these adorable little things around the building — maybe you’ve heard of them — cameras. Oh, and our time clock? It’s not some punch card dinosaur. Nope. It’s high-tech. Facial recognition. Every time someone clocks in or out, their mug gets front-row billing.

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So, naturally, we review the footage. And boom — it’s him. Plain as day. We pull him aside, and what does he do?
Denies. Everything.

Apparently, he believes either:

  1. He’s being deep-faked by Skynet, or
  2. He has a criminally-inclined twin sneaking around, impersonating him just to clock out six hours late.

I’ll give it to him — it’s a bold strategy.

Now, because we’re saints (and mildly entertained), we give him a mulligan. Adjusted the time, kept it moving.

You’d think the guy would be grateful, right?

Wrong.
Today: no-call, no-show.

You seriously. Can’t make this shit up!

Credit: A Day in the Life of a Boss – Courtesy of the Time Clock Shenanigans Chronicles.

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