WTF just happened at 35,000 feet?
When I say ‘flight,’ what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Tranquil sky views? Complimentary beverages? Or maybe cramped legroom, if you roll with the budget-friendly chicken cage airliners? Whatever it may be, I’m reasonably confident that something along the lines of a “manic possessed passenger throwing punches at flight attendants” is last on your list — if it makes an appearance at all!
However, folks, if the recent video footage from an American Airlines flight is anything to go by, we are not giving the phrase ‘the sky’s the limit’ its true credit. Apparently, altitude amplifies attitudes now. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Twilight Zone Airlines – it’s a wild ride!
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This rather peculiar video, available on your friendly neighborhood news source, the New York Post, throws an unfavorable spotlight on one American Airline passenger who had the brilliant idea of turning an otherwise ordinary flight into a WWE#AltitudeEdition. I guess he missed the memo where they categorically state ‘arm doors and cross check,’ not ‘arm doors and start a boxing match.’
The video shows this bloke, clearly having a more exciting trip than the rest, taking a break from his channeling of the Hulk and satisfying our curiosity on who would win in a fight — a flight attendant or a manic possessed passenger? Yeah, the odds are an easy guess.
Rumor has it, the passenger was under the heavy influence of something more potent than cabin pressure or disappointing airplane food. My sources (a mix of hearsay and guesswork, so don’t quote me) suggest he might have been trying to join the Mile High Club, but got confused about the membership criteria.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Air travel can be frustrating. The constant delays, the guy who insists on reclining his seat onto your laptop, the screaming babies…but punching the stewards and stewardesses? That’s a ‘high’ descent into madness (pun very much intended).
The crème de la crème of this absurd spectacle is surely the crew’s reaction. Tranquilized hippos showed more panic than these pros. The flight attendants took their “service with a smile” mantra to heroic heights, handling Haymaker Harry without breaking their cool (or their jaws). More power to you, sky warriors.
In conclusion, dear readers, the next time you hear complaints about the lack of in-flight entertainment, refer them to this incident. Nothing beats a live boxing match in the aisles, right? So buckle up – who knows what the next ‘possessed passenger’ will pull off to brighten up our monotone mile-high journeys!
Featured Comment: “Is it bad that I was worried about the air marshal’s potential action, more than the actual flying fists? Guess I have been in quarantine for too long.” – ClaustrophobicCassandra
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William Thomas
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