Teacher Identifies as a Cat

Original: A high-school teacher in Queensland Australia, began identifying as a cat, complete with puring, hissing, and wearing cat ears during class.

Credit: Anonymous

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Bill’s Take: You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Well folks, if you thought the world couldn’t get any stranger, brace yourself because today, in the Land Down Under, we’ve jumped the kangaroo … or should I say the cat?

Our story takes place in a quaint high school in Queensland, Australia. Nice place, right? Probably has a rugby field, a few kangaroos bounding through, and now, a teacher who has decided to identify as a feline. Yessir, Pussy Cat 101 is now on the curriculum.

This teacher isn’t just playing a kitten’s game of dress-up. Oh no, they’ve gone method, embracing all the classic cat moves. Purring, hissing, and even donning cat ears during class. I can only assume that nap times and a disdain for water are also part of the new daily routine.

Now, I’ve heard of school spirit and our love for mascots, but becoming your pet cat is taking it to a whole new level. Makes you wonder what’s in the water or should I say, in the milk, down in Queensland.

I can just see it now. “Sorry, Billy, can’t mark your essay right now, I’ve got a sudden urge to chase after a laser pointer.” The disciplinary methods must be interesting too. Is a hiss the new detention, or do they just bring out the dreaded spray bottle? But hey, look on the bright side, at least hairballs aren’t part of the package, we hope.

You really can’t make this stuff up. Australia, once again, you’ve outdone yourself. What’s next? A librarian turtle who doesn’t do his job because…well, he’s too slow?

And the credits go to our beloved Anonymous, who probably wishes they weren’t unnamed. With a tail – sorry, tale – like this, they could be the toast of every Aussie barbecue.

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