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Charlie Kirk’s Assassination: Faith Silenced, Freedom on the Line
America just crossed a line — and not a faint little chalk mark, I’m talking permanent ink. Charlie Kirk —,...
The Ghostly Encounter: Saga of Unseeing Sensors and My Lost Existence in Public Restrooms
Ah, technology: the Saviour of modern life and the arch nemesis of my existence. Only the other day it appeared,...
The ‘Fort Knox’ of Packaging: When Route 173 leads to Your Scissors
Greeting, kindred spirits who employ an assortment of makeshift weaponry—butter knives, raw brawn, and mystifyingly placed swear words—to declare war,...
The blotter stories too wild for the internet — now in print.
Real police blotter entries roasted to perfection. Laugh, cringe, and question humanity — all from the safety of your couch.
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The Scent of Regret: Wet Farts in a Bottle
Imagine walking into a room and getting hit with a smell that could only be described as a sulfuric accident,...
You Can't make this Sh*t up!
Football, Funerals, and Fateful Decisions
Ah, the great American pastime: prioritizing football over your partner’s milestone birthday. Truly, a tale as old as time—likely told,...
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