Seriously? Once again, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, time-traveling back through the partisan vortex to what feels like the millionth impeachment attempt. Trump is, yet again, the Democrats’ public enemy number one. Groundhog Day, anyone? I’m sure poor Bill Murray himself would be reaching for the good whiskey if this was his loop.

Our dear friends in the Democrat camp just announced that Trump is “selling access,” and they deem that as impeachable! Oh, please. Like that hasn’t been done by politicians before? But hold on to your seats, folks, because this time, unlike all those other times, they are really serious about it.

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🔗 Here’s the article that sparked it

Apparently, the Democrats have absolutely nothing better to do than chase this man like a crazed cat after a laser pointer. You’d swear Trump was the last slice of pizza at a frat party the way they’re clawing after him. And let me tell you, the theatrics are reaching full-on Broadway standards. I’d be laughing if this wasn’t so flipping annoying.

I’ve written more than a few political pieces — and trust me, I’ve seen enough of this circus to last a lifetime. I thought the last impeachment fiasco was the climax of this never-ending saga. Plot twist: it wasn’t. It reminds me of that one relative at every family gathering who doesn’t know when to shut up and let everyone eat in peace.

I’m so, so sick of this unending political cosplay. Could they use their energy for something more productive? Like, I don’t know — legislating? Helping their constituents? Maybe even gasp compromising so something useful actually gets done?

But no. They’d rather run around with torches and pitchforks, trying to take down the man who, whether you like it or not, was the President of the United States.

Let’s face it — the Democrats need to get their heads out of their flipping asses. This endless witch hunt isn’t helping anyone. Meanwhile, the country is on fire and they’re busy chasing ghosts. How about addressing the actual problems for once?

So here we go again, stumbling into yet another “definite” impeachment push. My advice to the Democrats?
Get over it. Find a new hobby.
Because this Trump obsession is looking less like politics and more like a bad soap opera.

This mess is robbing us of the serious, bipartisan effort that’s actually needed to fix the crap we’re dealing with as a nation. Enough with the drama — it’s time for real work, not reruns.

Got a better plan? Think I’m off the mark? Sound off in the comments — let’s actually talk about it.

Written By:
William Thomas

This isn’t rage—it’s truth with the volume turned up.

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