Midnight Diplomacy”: When Talking Fails, B-2s Speak Louder
Well, folks—we officially gave diplomacy a shot. Sort of. Maybe for a few minutes. On June 21st, the U.S. finally decided to stop strongly worded letters…
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Darwin’s Loophole: A Love Letter to the Loud and Wrong
Ah, Stupid People—modern society’s most reliable source of unintentional comedy. You walk among us, loud and proud, armed with nothing but confidence and confusion. You are…
From Weather Reports to World Collapse: When Breaking News Broke Us
Ah, there’s nothing quite like the good ol’ days—back when news was something we sipped gently with our after-dinner tea, a refined ritual that unfolded with…
The Evolution of Communication: Nostalgia to Anxiety
Once, phone cords tethered us to conversations that wandered through the night. Today, our worries hover over ‘read’ statuses, missing the hum of a dial tone.…
Seven Articles of Stupid
Okay, let’s bite down on a steaming plate of political nonsense. Ready? A sitting Democrat just filed seven — yes, seven — articles of impeachment against…
Dumb by Design: How American Education Became a Government-Approved Brain Drain
Welcome to the great American experiment in educational euthanasia.Spoiler alert: it’s going exactly as planned. Somewhere between disco dying and Reagan rising, the powers that be…
WTF just happened at 35,000 feet?
When I say ‘flight,’ what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Tranquil sky views? Complimentary beverages? Or maybe cramped legroom, if you roll with the…
Bless You? For What—Sneezing My Soul Out?
There are two inevitabilities in life: death, and some rando yelling “Bless You!” the moment your face explodes in a sneeze. It’s like a reflexive exorcism…
The Silent Battle of Courtesy in a Parking Lot
He treats the shopping cart like a chess piece in a game only he’s playing. With a nonchalant shove, it rolls into a strategic blockade against…
Tech is Getting Smarter. People? Not So Much.
What a time to be alive! Our fridges are smarter than most politicians, our cars talk to satellites, and Siri could probably pass the bar exam…