Once upon a time — back when adults didn’t need gold stars for showing up — people just did the damn job. No confetti. No “you got this!” pep rallies. Just showed up, did the work, clocked out. Revolutionary,…
It’s Friday. I’m idling at a red light, thinking maybe—just maybe—the weekend will show me mercy. Everything’s still. Front, side, rear—feels like one of those stock photos labeled “peaceful commute.”And then—CRASH. Just like that, reality smashes through my calm…
Hello,As promised, here’s the follow-up from my original post about a case that’s as bold as it is bizarre: Judge Hannah Dugan’s arrest. Remember when we all shook our heads and muttered “You can’t make this shit up” over…
Look, we’ve all heard the saying – “Showing up is 80% of the effort.” But goodness gracious, is that benchmark really sinking so low that high schoolers are being celebrated merely for the act of… um… breathing? Reserve that…
Greetings, my dearest internet dwellers. It is with a heavy sigh that I return to our cyber realm to exorcise another set of societal demons. Today, the golden calf on the chopping block is the good ol’ Department of…
From your trusty neighborhood online shopper, welcome to another saga so absurd and fascinating, you really can’t make this shit up. So, I decide to try out pickup for my takeout because… hey, why not? Seemed easier. Little did…
Seriously? Once again, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, time-traveling back through the partisan vortex to what feels like the millionth impeachment attempt. Trump is, yet again, the Democrats’ public enemy number one. Groundhog Day, anyone? I’m sure poor…
Oh, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… You think you’ve seen it all at work — until reality taps you on the shoulder and says, “Hold my beer.”It was the end of the day, just…
Just when you thought reality couldn’t get better (or worse), picture this: Trump, back in the White House, throwing “creative chaos” around like candy at a Fourth of July parade. Honestly, somewhere Mary Poppins is probably muttering, “I’m practically…
Oh, it’s getting hot in the old cheese state, folks — and no, I’m not talking about a fondue emergency. Wisconsin just served up a real slice of absurdity: the FBI has arrested one of its very own judges.…