Trump 2.0: 100 Days of Beautiful Chaos and Brutal Reality
Just when you thought reality couldn’t get better (or worse), picture this: Trump, back in the White House, throwing “creative chaos” around like candy at a…
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Judge Hannah Dugan Arrested: Wisconsin’s Judicial Circus Hits a New Low
Oh, it’s getting hot in the old cheese state, folks — and no, I’m not talking about a fondue emergency. Wisconsin just served up a real…
CBG Gummies: Your Latest One-Way Ticket to Wellness Fantasyland
Let’s talk CBG gummies, folks. Because if you haven’t heard, they are the latest bus on the wellness bandwagon, ready to cart you off to high-functioning,…
The Floor Tech Who “Seen That” — But Didn’t Mop It
Day after day, we walk into work without realizing the absurd little circus acts happening right under our noses. Last week, during my rounds, I stumbled…
Time Clock Drama: When Your Twin Steals Your Shift
Yesterday, I’m minding my own business when bam — HR hits me up with a curveball.They want to chat about one of our “dedicated” employees. Seems…
Deportation Reversed: The Kilmar Garcia Case & the Courtroom Comedy That Followed
Alright, folks — today’s spicy entrée on the menu of national absurdity is none other than Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the man who, depending on who you…
Our Uninvited Houseguests: A Sarcastic Sneak-Peek at Illegal Immigration
Let me begin by sounding absolutely thunderstruck and ridiculously sarcastic. So, here it comes; Hold on to your horses, people, because apparently, this little birdie told…
Harvard vs Trump Administration: Battle Royale or Just Another Cash Grab?
So, here we go again – intellectual titans clashing in the courtroom, a dance as old as time itself. Well, not really, but it sure has…
Giant Eagle, A Greeting, and One Hell of a Plot Twist
You ever head to the grocery store expecting nothing more than overpriced grapes and a self-checkout machine that judges you silently? Yeah, same. But life, in…
Sandwich Smuggler: A Drive-Thru Mystery
Ah, the sacred ritual of ordering fast-food—a process designed for simplicity, but occasionally serves up a slice of life’s absurdities. Some shit you simply can’t invent,…