America just crossed a line — and not a faint little chalk mark, I’m talking permanent ink. Charlie Kirk — 31 years old, husband, father, unapologetic conservative, loud believer in Christ, and the founder of Turning Point USA —…
Ah, there’s nothing quite like the good ol’ days—back when news was something we sipped gently with our after-dinner tea, a refined ritual that unfolded with the rustle of paper and the faint scent of newsprint tickling our noses.…
Welcome to the great American experiment in educational euthanasia.Spoiler alert: it’s going exactly as planned. Somewhere between disco dying and Reagan rising, the powers that be decided our children were simply too smart for their own good. You know,…
There are two inevitabilities in life: death, and some rando yelling “Bless You!” the moment your face explodes in a sneeze. It’s like a reflexive exorcism performed in aisle five of Target. We’ve all been there—just minding our business,…
The Grocery Store Self-Checkout Shakedown: Or, How I Learned to Embrace the Madness Greetings, fellow corporate slaves, it’s your favorite self-appointed grocery checkout clerk here. Well, not really, but given the number of times I’ve found myself engaged in…
Don’t get me wrong, but can we just take a minute—or better yet, park the damn car—and talk about what’s happening out there? Specifically, when did stop lights and stop signs become mere street decorations? Did someone send out…
“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed; everything else is public relations.” – George Orwell The Opera of Deception When News Became Reality TV As someone born and raised entirely into an age of incessant information-delivery…
Hello dear readers, Prepare yourself. I’m about to slam dunk your brain with a beast-of-a lesson on those strange beasts lurking in lifestyle sections and productivity blogs. They are known as the “Ins & Outs” lists. No fluff, no…