The Scent of Regret: Wet Farts in a Bottle
Imagine walking into a room and getting hit with a smell that could only be described as a sulfuric accident at a cabbage factory. Yes, my…
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Imagine walking into a room and getting hit with a smell that could only be described as a sulfuric accident at a cabbage factory. Yes, my…
Imagine an intimate gathering of friends, everyone sipping their artisan lattes, when BOOM—mini disco lights erupt into a chaotic, kaleidoscopic frenzy! Suddenly, the living room transforms…
Picture this: you’re standing in your kitchen, dressed like you’re about to engage in a high-stakes surgical procedure, just you and your bananas, while your precious…
Let me just tell you, dear readers, I’ve stumbled upon perplexing enigma that has left me utterly gobsmacked. It’s a catastrophe that you wouldn’t believe unless…
Once upon a time — back when adults didn’t need gold stars for showing up — people just did the damn job. No confetti. No “you…