Pervy McCreepface Strikes at the Supermarket
Well, boil the kettle and get your crumpets ready, we’re diving headfirst into another spine-tingling chapter from the grand ol’ tome of ‘Humans Doing The Unthinkable’.…
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Love On The Rocks – Broadway Edition
Grab your pipin’ hot coffee kids, and settle down. We’re diving into a fresh chapter from the ‘This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things’ headline…
The Breakfast of Champions: Beer, Brawling, and Babysitting
Sunday mornings. So peaceful, so calm. A time for church, pancakes, and… domestic disturbances? Oh, I see, we’ve veered off into the delightful territory of dysfunction…
LoJack – The U-Haul Edition
Oh boy, this one’s a real doozy. So, on a sunny February 4th in 2025 – yes, winter’s still a thing, surprisingly – someone’s apparently bright…
Football, Funerals, and Fateful Decisions
Ah, the great American pastime: prioritizing football over your partner’s milestone birthday. Truly, a tale as old as time—likely told by some ancient Greek philosopher who…
The Grand Parking Standoff of Town Square
Well, well, another day at the absurd office of life. Unfold your lawn chairs, boys and girls, because we’re about to dive into an epic turf…
A Family Drama Set in a Slightly Overpriced IKEA Parking Lot
Ah, the classic tale of familial love where manipulation and emotional warfare take center stage, all set against the backdrop of a slighty overpriced IKEA parking…
In God We Trust, But Not Every Quarter
Ah, the sprawling metropolis of Market Square. Crime-ridden? Perhaps not. But a hotbed of high-level intrigue? Absolutely. In a scene straight out of a hard-boiled detective…
Yard Waste: A Tale of Urban Horror
Well, folks. This is one for the books. Sounds like every terrifyng horror movie scenario you ever heard of, doesn’t it? Picture this: A quiet neighborhood…
When “I Swear It Wasn’t Me Dad!” Went Wrong
Well isn’t this just a page taken straight from the tear-streaked diary of suburban family drama? Over on the usually tranquil, doves-roosting-peacefully-in-the-gardens Park Place, Bedford, the…