Pervy McCreepface Strikes at the Supermarket
Well, boil the kettle and get your crumpets ready, we’re diving headfirst into another spine-tingling chapter from the grand ol’ tome of ‘Humans Doing The Unthinkable’.…
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Love On The Rocks – Broadway Edition
Grab your pipin’ hot coffee kids, and settle down. We’re diving into a fresh chapter from the ‘This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things’ headline…
The Breakfast of Champions: Beer, Brawling, and Babysitting
Sunday mornings. So peaceful, so calm. A time for church, pancakes, and… domestic disturbances? Oh, I see, we’ve veered off into the delightful territory of dysfunction…
LoJack – The U-Haul Edition
Oh boy, this one’s a real doozy. So, on a sunny February 4th in 2025 – yes, winter’s still a thing, surprisingly – someone’s apparently bright…
Yard Waste: A Tale of Urban Horror
Well, folks. This is one for the books. Sounds like every terrifyng horror movie scenario you ever heard of, doesn’t it? Picture this: A quiet neighborhood…
When “I Swear It Wasn’t Me Dad!” Went Wrong
Well isn’t this just a page taken straight from the tear-streaked diary of suburban family drama? Over on the usually tranquil, doves-roosting-peacefully-in-the-gardens Park Place, Bedford, the…
The Saga of Sir Clean-a-Lot and His Vacant Mop
Tonight’s drama? A legendary showdown on John Street, Bedford—where the term “family trouble” gets redefined as Mom vs. Mop: Dawn of Dust Bunnies. Starring: one overworked,…
The Great iPhone Heist: A Tale of Inebriation and Disappearing Magic
The dark alleys of Woodrow Ave, Bedford were lit up with the dazzling blue-green glow of law enforcement siren lights last night. Not because of a…