Welcome to another episode of “You Can’t Make This Shit Up,” where the oxygen-sucking hot takes of Uncle Snide are truly competing for a Nobel Prize in Ignorance. Gather ‘round, folks; pour yourself a glass of whatever you’re pretending…
AITA for telling my friend her parents shouldn’t dictate her wedding plans? Picture this: a quaint, overly perfumed suburb of Somewhereville, India, where the flowers bloom as brightly as the expectations placed on young women. Oh yes, this is…
When Swim Trunks Become a Family Issue Ah, nothing says “family bonding” quite like a good old-fashioned argument over how visible your husband’s penis is. Welcome to Crazy Town, population: you and your bumpy dilemma. Now, before we dive…
AITA for Telling My Friend She’s in the Same League as the Men She Calls Ugly? Let’s set the scene: My friend, let’s call her “Miss Self-Proclaimed-Boyfriend-Material,” has recently dipped her toes into the murky waters of online dating.…
“WIBTAH for Telling My Husband His ‘Sleep Boundaries’ Shifted When We Became Parents?” Welcome to the most riveting saga of our times: “The Bedtime Boundary Wars.” Grab your popcorn because this is a blockbuster in the making. Who needs…
Nobody really notices how sitcom-worthy life is until you’ve spent a fair share of time behind the wheel. This, my friends, is one of those ‘you-can’t-make-this-shit-up’ kind of stories… pull up a chair and let me share with you…
Hey, folks! Guess what just resurfaced in my inbox from late last year? That’s right: our ever-radiant climate envoy, John Kerry, back at the World Economic Forum on September 29, 2024, treating us to more of his rhetorical fireworks.…
When I say ‘flight,’ what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Tranquil sky views? Complimentary beverages? Or maybe cramped legroom, if you roll with the budget-friendly chicken cage airliners? Whatever it may be, I’m reasonably confident that something…
In a reality that sometimes echoes the absurdity of a sitcom, the grocery store is my most frequented stage. Picture this: a busy grocery store teeming with shoppers but stricken with a bout of unfortunate decision making. I, shopping…
Once upon a time, “professionalism” meant keeping a respectful 10-foot emotional radius from Jan in Accounting. Now? People are posting TikToks like their office crush is a Hallmark subplot and HR’s the final boss. Let’s be real—I didn’t clock…