The Saga of Sir Clean-a-Lot and His Vacant Mop
Tonight’s drama? A legendary showdown on John Street, Bedford—where the term “family trouble” gets redefined as Mom vs. Mop: Dawn of Dust Bunnies. Starring: one overworked,…
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The Great iPhone Heist: A Tale of Inebriation and Disappearing Magic
The dark alleys of Woodrow Ave, Bedford were lit up with the dazzling blue-green glow of law enforcement siren lights last night. Not because of a…
The 2:30AM Crash & Dash Chronicles
Can weTake a moment to appreciate the sheer brilliance of humanity at 2:30 AM. There I am, deep in dreamland, when I’m jolted awake by what…
The Art of Over-Birthdaying Your Partner
Ah, love is in the air and so is the ominous cloud of birthday-induced exhaustion. Let’s dive into this fairy tale set in the glamorous realm…
Family Dinners and Dimwitted Comments
Welcome to another episode of “You Can’t Make This Shit Up,” where the oxygen-sucking hot takes of Uncle Snide are truly competing for a Nobel Prize…
Welcome to the 18th Birthday Pressure Cooker
AITA for telling my friend her parents shouldn’t dictate her wedding plans? Picture this: a quaint, overly perfumed suburb of Somewhereville, India, where the flowers bloom…
When Swim Trunks Become a Family Issue
When Swim Trunks Become a Family Issue Ah, nothing says “family bonding” quite like a good old-fashioned argument over how visible your husband’s penis is. Welcome…
Dating App Diaries from the Suburbs of Desperation
AITA for Telling My Friend She’s in the Same League as the Men She Calls Ugly? Let’s set the scene: My friend, let’s call her “Miss…
The Bedtime Boundary Wars of 2023
“WIBTAH for Telling My Husband His ‘Sleep Boundaries’ Shifted When We Became Parents?” Welcome to the most riveting saga of our times: “The Bedtime Boundary Wars.”…
“License to Annoy: Adventures in the Wild World of Traffic Maneuvers”
Nobody really notices how sitcom-worthy life is until you’ve spent a fair share of time behind the wheel. This, my friends, is one of those ‘you-can’t-make-this-shit-up’…