It’s Friday. I’m idling at a red light, thinking maybe—just maybe—the weekend will show me mercy. Everything’s still. Front, side, rear—feels like one of those stock photos labeled “peaceful commute.”And then—CRASH. Just like that, reality smashes through my calm…
From your trusty neighborhood online shopper, welcome to another saga so absurd and fascinating, you really can’t make this shit up. So, I decide to try out pickup for my takeout because… hey, why not? Seemed easier. Little did…
Oh, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… You think you’ve seen it all at work — until reality taps you on the shoulder and says, “Hold my beer.”It was the end of the day, just…
Day after day, we walk into work without realizing the absurd little circus acts happening right under our noses. Last week, during my rounds, I stumbled onto a scene so ridiculous it could’ve been scripted by a bad sitcom…
Yesterday, I’m minding my own business when bam — HR hits me up with a curveball.They want to chat about one of our “dedicated” employees. Seems this guy clocked out at 9:30 PM. Only problem? His shift ends at…
Alright, folks — today’s spicy entrée on the menu of national absurdity is none other than Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the man who, depending on who you ask, is either a misunderstood deportee or just one more name in a…
You ever head to the grocery store expecting nothing more than overpriced grapes and a self-checkout machine that judges you silently? Yeah, same. But life, in its infinite wisdom, decided I needed a little razzle-dazzle during my canned bean…
Original: A high-school teacher in Queensland Australia, began identifying as a cat, complete with puring, hissing, and wearing cat ears during class. Credit: Anonymous Bill’s Take: You Can’t Make This Shit Up Well folks, if you thought the world…
Ah, the sacred ritual of ordering fast-food—a process designed for simplicity, but occasionally serves up a slice of life’s absurdities. Some shit you simply can’t invent, like my recent rendezvous at Dunkin’. I’m at the drive-thru, you know, doing…