Deep Sigh…John Kerry Opens His Mouth
Hey, folks! Guess what just resurfaced in my inbox from late last year? That’s right: our ever-radiant climate envoy, John Kerry, back at the World Economic…
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WTF just happened at 35,000 feet?
When I say ‘flight,’ what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Tranquil sky views? Complimentary beverages? Or maybe cramped legroom, if you roll with the…
The Absurdity of Retail: A Modern Day Chronicle
In a reality that sometimes echoes the absurdity of a sitcom, the grocery store is my most frequented stage. Picture this: a busy grocery store teeming…
We Need to Talk About “Work Besties”
Once upon a time, “professionalism” meant keeping a respectful 10-foot emotional radius from Jan in Accounting. Now? People are posting TikToks like their office crush is…
Rear-Ended by Stupidity: A Traffic Light Tragedy
It’s Friday. I’m idling at a red light, thinking maybe—just maybe—the weekend will show me mercy. Everything’s still. Front, side, rear—feels like one of those stock…
Pickup Stings: The Tale of the $7 Tip and the Missing Drink
From your trusty neighborhood online shopper, welcome to another saga so absurd and fascinating, you really can’t make this shit up. So, I decide to try…
Filling Out Applications Like It’s Casual Friday at Home
Oh, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… You think you’ve seen it all at work — until reality taps you on the…
The Floor Tech Who “Seen That” — But Didn’t Mop It
Day after day, we walk into work without realizing the absurd little circus acts happening right under our noses. Last week, during my rounds, I stumbled…
Time Clock Drama: When Your Twin Steals Your Shift
Yesterday, I’m minding my own business when bam — HR hits me up with a curveball.They want to chat about one of our “dedicated” employees. Seems…
Deportation Reversed: The Kilmar Garcia Case & the Courtroom Comedy That Followed
Alright, folks — today’s spicy entrée on the menu of national absurdity is none other than Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the man who, depending on who you…