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Misunderstood ICE Agents Each day, I awake, brimming with anticipation, waiting to welcome the daily chaos, dissent, and very public protests against our heroes in uniform…
Hey, folks! Guess what just resurfaced in my inbox from late last year? That’s right: our ever-radiant climate envoy, John Kerry, back at the World Economic…
Well, folks—we officially gave diplomacy a shot. Sort of. Maybe for a few minutes. On June 21st, the U.S. finally decided to stop strongly worded letters…
Ah, Stupid People—modern society’s most reliable source of unintentional comedy. You walk among us, loud and proud, armed with nothing but confidence and confusion. You are…
Ah, there’s nothing quite like the good ol’ days—back when news was something we sipped gently with our after-dinner tea, a refined ritual that unfolded with…
Once, phone cords tethered us to conversations that wandered through the night. Today, our worries hover over ‘read’ statuses, missing the hum of a dial tone.…
Okay, let’s bite down on a steaming plate of political nonsense. Ready? A sitting Democrat just filed seven — yes, seven — articles of impeachment against…
Welcome to the great American experiment in educational euthanasia.Spoiler alert: it’s going exactly as planned. Somewhere between disco dying and Reagan rising, the powers that be…
When I say ‘flight,’ what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Tranquil sky views? Complimentary beverages? Or maybe cramped legroom, if you roll with the…
There are two inevitabilities in life: death, and some rando yelling “Bless You!” the moment your face explodes in a sneeze. It’s like a reflexive exorcism…
He treats the shopping cart like a chess piece in a game only he’s playing. With a nonchalant shove, it rolls into a strategic blockade against…