Ah, technology: the Saviour of modern life and the arch nemesis of my existence. Only the other day it appeared as though I had unknowingly joined the vampire league. Not because I have developed an unexpected aversion to sunlight,…
Greeting, kindred spirits who employ an assortment of makeshift weaponry—butter knives, raw brawn, and mystifyingly placed swear words—to declare war on an adversary so mundane, it’s almost sardonic. Yes, I’m talking about the Pandora’s box you never wished to…
Feeling utterly fabulous with a wicked case of bedhead and teeth tasting disturbingly of night time, I began my morning in what some might call a classic tragedy. You see, today marked another lovely morning of hopping behind the…
I mean, seriously?! Did I stumble onto a lost episode of the Twilight Zone or what? So, once again, I find myself at Dave’s Supermarket – yes, my favorite hotspot for baffling displays of poorly utilized manpower. So, picture…
Hello there, folks. Ain’t it a fine day to witness CNN roll out the red carpet for yet another Trump-induced panic parade? If you thought they were out of steam, buckle up — we’ve hit Defcon Meltdown. This time,…
There was a time—long, long ago—when “the news” meant people who gathered facts, checked sources, and told the public what was actually happening in the world. Simple, right? Inform the public, shine a light on the truth, keep the…
Ah, Stupid People—modern society’s most reliable source of unintentional comedy. You walk among us, loud and proud, armed with nothing but confidence and confusion. You are not just a demographic; you are a phenomenon. A performance art piece. A…
Look, we’ve all heard the saying – “Showing up is 80% of the effort.” But goodness gracious, is that benchmark really sinking so low that high schoolers are being celebrated merely for the act of… um… breathing? Reserve that…
Greetings, my dearest internet dwellers. It is with a heavy sigh that I return to our cyber realm to exorcise another set of societal demons. Today, the golden calf on the chopping block is the good ol’ Department of…
Let’s talk CBG gummies, folks. Because if you haven’t heard, they are the latest bus on the wellness bandwagon, ready to cart you off to high-functioning, anxiety-free utopia. Yes, ladies, and gents, we’re deep diving into the realm of…