America just crossed a line — and not a faint little chalk mark, I’m talking permanent ink. Charlie Kirk — 31 years old, husband, father, unapologetic conservative, loud believer in Christ, and the founder of Turning Point USA —…
Ah, technology: the Saviour of modern life and the arch nemesis of my existence. Only the other day it appeared as though I had unknowingly joined the vampire league. Not because I have developed an unexpected aversion to sunlight,…
Imagine walking into a room and getting hit with a smell that could only be described as a sulfuric accident at a cabbage factory. Yes, my friends, this is the kind of welcome you can expect from that delightful…
Greeting, kindred spirits who employ an assortment of makeshift weaponry—butter knives, raw brawn, and mystifyingly placed swear words—to declare war on an adversary so mundane, it’s almost sardonic. Yes, I’m talking about the Pandora’s box you never wished to…
Feeling utterly fabulous with a wicked case of bedhead and teeth tasting disturbingly of night time, I began my morning in what some might call a classic tragedy. You see, today marked another lovely morning of hopping behind the…
Ah, the great American pastime: prioritizing football over your partner’s milestone birthday. Truly, a tale as old as time—likely told by some ancient Greek philosopher who also happened to be a die-hard football fan. Spoiler alert: he’s still single.…
Oh, what do you know? The Clintons are back in the limelight, and no, it’s not for adopting a cute dog, or a thrilling walk in the park, nope! It’s for an entirely different kind of entertainment — a…
Imagine an intimate gathering of friends, everyone sipping their artisan lattes, when BOOM—mini disco lights erupt into a chaotic, kaleidoscopic frenzy! Suddenly, the living room transforms into a scene from a fever dream—a 6-inch disco ball whirling to the…
Picture this: you’re standing in your kitchen, dressed like you’re about to engage in a high-stakes surgical procedure, just you and your bananas, while your precious slicer sits ominously on the counter, glowing like the Holy Grail of kitchen…
Now With Extra Presidential Pixie Dust Well, well, well… it seems Big Tech has become our latest superhero, taking on the challenge of solving the perpetual mess that is medical records. So they’ve conquered our screen time, social lives,…