Rear-Ended by Stupidity: A Traffic Light Tragedy
It’s Friday. I’m idling at a red light, thinking maybe—just maybe—the weekend will show me mercy. Everything’s still. Front, side, rear—feels like one of those stock…
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William Thomas
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Judge Hannah Dugan Suspended: Wisconsin Justice System Under Fire
Hello,As promised, here’s the follow-up from my original post about a case that’s as bold as it is bizarre: Judge Hannah Dugan’s arrest. Remember when we…
Are We Giving Trophies for Breathing Now? The Participation Award Epidemic
Look, we’ve all heard the saying – “Showing up is 80% of the effort.” But goodness gracious, is that benchmark really sinking so low that high…
One More Word About Social Security Cuts and I’m Flipping a Cluster of Tables
Greetings, my dearest internet dwellers. It is with a heavy sigh that I return to our cyber realm to exorcise another set of societal demons. Today,…
Pickup Stings: The Tale of the $7 Tip and the Missing Drink
From your trusty neighborhood online shopper, welcome to another saga so absurd and fascinating, you really can’t make this shit up. So, I decide to try…
Oh, have a Heart! Another Impeachment? Really Democrats?
Seriously? Once again, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, time-traveling back through the partisan vortex to what feels like the millionth impeachment attempt. Trump is, yet…
Filling Out Applications Like It’s Casual Friday at Home
Oh, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… You think you’ve seen it all at work — until reality taps you on the…
Trump 2.0: 100 Days of Beautiful Chaos and Brutal Reality
Just when you thought reality couldn’t get better (or worse), picture this: Trump, back in the White House, throwing “creative chaos” around like candy at a…
Judge Hannah Dugan Arrested: Wisconsin’s Judicial Circus Hits a New Low
Oh, it’s getting hot in the old cheese state, folks — and no, I’m not talking about a fondue emergency. Wisconsin just served up a real…
CBG Gummies: Your Latest One-Way Ticket to Wellness Fantasyland
Let’s talk CBG gummies, folks. Because if you haven’t heard, they are the latest bus on the wellness bandwagon, ready to cart you off to high-functioning,…