My Steering Wheel Has Opinions Now
In an epoch where artificial intelligence and smart appliances are the fated norm, I stand here today to share an exceptional tale. A tale of me,…
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Modern Life Is Ridiculous
Bad decisions, public opinions, and other renewable resources.
Old Man Bill vs Modern Coffee
Let me tell you about the time I walked into a coffee shop, and what I thought was going to be a simple transaction of procuring…
When Gas Pumps Became Salesmen
Can I not even pump gas in silence now? Not even the serene serenity of sipping on fossil fuels can remain untarnished in this brave new…
My phone judged my sleep before I even stood up.
I know. Hard to swallow. Since when did that rectangular piece of tech become my life coach, my health coach and, apparently, my sleep critic? This…
Modern Passwords Are Ridiculous
Ah, the good old times. Remember when your dog’s name or your birthday alone could unlock the digital world for you? Well, if you do, congratulations!…