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Well, well, well, welcome back to the world-renowned class act we call humanity, boys, and girls. This time, we find ourselves gazing upon the scenic beauty…
In the sterile glow of the supermarket self-checkout, a machine scolded me today. As I shuffled a misbehaving item, it barked a mechanical rebuke, treating my…
Oh, there is nothing quite so warm and fuzzy as knowing that a faceless corporation, armed with a sea of underpaid interns and an arsenal of…
Monday rolls in with its usual flair for the dramatic. One of my employees called off sick today — or as I like to think of…
Stepped into the grocery store for some turkey lunchmeat, and nearly dropped my basket when I saw the price tag—$13 a lb! At those prices, I…
Green light, but the maestro in front is conducting a symphony on his smartphone. A gentle honk, less a rude interruption, more a friendly reminder that…
Once upon a time — back when adults didn’t need gold stars for showing up — people just did the damn job. No confetti. No “you…
It’s Friday. I’m idling at a red light, thinking maybe—just maybe—the weekend will show me mercy. Everything’s still. Front, side, rear—feels like one of those stock…
Hello,As promised, here’s the follow-up from my original post about a case that’s as bold as it is bizarre: Judge Hannah Dugan’s arrest. Remember when we…
Look, we’ve all heard the saying – “Showing up is 80% of the effort.” But goodness gracious, is that benchmark really sinking so low that high…
Greetings, my dearest internet dwellers. It is with a heavy sigh that I return to our cyber realm to exorcise another set of societal demons. Today,…