The People vs. The Touchless Faucet
The Daily Spill · November 5, 2026
You walk into a public restroom, put your hands under the faucet, and nothing happens. You wave, reposition, and negotiate with a sensor that refuses to acknowledge your existence. The prosecution calls touchless faucets an unnecessary complication. The defense says they're cleaner, conserve water, and work well when properly maintained. Judge Bill wants to know why getting water now requires a performance.
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Is the touchless faucet guilty of making handwashing unnecessarily complicated?
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