The People vs. The Grocery Aisle Roadblock
The Daily Spill · November 7, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE · November 7, 2026
A shopper abandons his cart sideways across an aisle while comparing crackers. The prosecution charges him with grocery-store gridlock. The defense insists he was simply making an informed purchasing decision. Judge Bill considers a punishment involving the world's worst shopping cart.
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