Stepped into the grocery store for some turkey lunchmeat, and nearly dropped my basket when I saw the price tag—$13 a lb! At those prices, I…
Stepped into the grocery store for some turkey lunchmeat, and nearly dropped my basket when I saw the price tag—$13 a lb! At those prices, I half expected the turkey to thank me personally for purchasing its artisanal, gold-infused slices. Guess it’s peanut butter and dreams for lunch again.
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