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Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, it’s another day, another dollar, and yet another old folk brawl. Let’s journey down to our ‘Survivor Senior Edition’ setting: Rockside Road…
Let me tell you the riveting tale of some would-be juvenile bike thieves who had an ingenious plan snatch wheels from the utterly secure fortress that…
Once upon a noontide dreary on ye olde Rockside Road, a brave conqueror of capitalism embarked on a quest. A quest of pilfering somewhere between $180…
I’m going to tell you a warm, fuzzy little tale from Washington Street that’ll wrap your heart in a snuggly blanket of unadulterated absurdity. Just another…
In the heated asphalt jungle of Columbus Road. and Adams Street, where the concrete is cold and the egos are colder, a pre-pubescent kerfuffle kicked off…
Hallelujah ladies and gents, we got action. And by action, I mean the sort of crap that passes for excitement on Mapleton Ave. Yeah, that’s right.…
In an epoch where artificial intelligence and smart appliances are the fated norm, I stand here today to share an exceptional tale. A tale of me,…
Let me tell you about the time I walked into a coffee shop, and what I thought was going to be a simple transaction of procuring…
In the seemingly simpler times of yesteryear, red traffic lights weren’t just there for ornamental purposes. You know, back when prairie dogs had more road sense…
Can I not even pump gas in silence now? Not even the serene serenity of sipping on fossil fuels can remain untarnished in this brave new…
I know. Hard to swallow. Since when did that rectangular piece of tech become my life coach, my health coach and, apparently, my sleep critic? This…